vampire review

reviews subject to change

This website isn't meant to be all about vampires but it at least needs something, so here are some vampires and my thoughts on them.

Edward: sassy, angsty asshole. As a person I don’t really like him but as a vampire its okay ig. Hard side eye on this guy. Really fun to make fun of, 10/10. I don’t really vibe with dichotomies like “you’re either a vampire person or a werewolf person” because why not both but at the same time, I’m a vampire person, and also, if we’re choosing Teams, Bella knows what the fuck she wants and its Edward and I respect that, so it’s gotta be Team Edward.
Angel: can also be annoyingly angsty at times (brooding as they say) but I appreciate it more in his spin off show. I can’t remember what exactly made me be like “maybe I won’t bother watching Angel after I finish Buffy” but I’m glad I didn’t listen to that vibe. I have developed an appreciation for him. Decent vampire boyfriend potential. (I’m not done with the Angel show yet so no spoils)
Spike: if you know who Spike is, you already know. Probably worth the potential turmoil, vampireboyfriend stamp of approval (I’ll have to make a little thingie for that, a little badge or something)(oooooh it shows up in purple, I haven't found the code for that yet!)

I’ll get some more vampires in here at some point. I’d say pls give me recommendations, but there is currently no way for you to do that unless you know who I am. Maybe someday! Thanks for stopping by!